19 funny Valentine’s Day cards that won’t make you (or your other half) cringe
If you're a hopeless romantic who loves Valentine's Day, then you may as well stop reading right now. This edit of funny Valentine's Day cards is, probably, not for you. If you think Valentine's Day is a soppy and somewhat cringe-worthy day, invented for the sole purpose of selling extremely over-priced red roses however, you're in the right place. Especially if your other half expects you to still acknowledge and maybe even participate in the day's celebrations with an M&S meal-for-two and a Valentine's Day gift for him / Valentine's Day gift for her. To be fair, we need all the distractions and celebrations we can get right now after the past two years stuck inside and the greyest and dreariest of Januarys ever.
Luckily, if you’re looking to acknowledge the day without getting too sentimental, there’s now a slew of funny Valentine's Day cards that are guaranteed to put a smile on the face of your famously un-soppy partner. While still making them feel loved. Similarly, if you're in the early stages of your relationship, you're no longer limited to proclaiming your never-ending love on a piece of folded card. Instead, you can choose a sentiment that appropriately reflects where you are in your relationship. And with the Galentine's Day gifts movement having really gained momentum over recent years, send a card to your BFF to show just how much she means to you.
So whether it's because you've been together for longer than you can count, or you're just not the sentimental types, our edit of the best funny Valentine's Day cards will be appreciated. Some of our favourites include gems like 'You may load the dishwasher all wrong but I still love you' and 'Here's to annoying you forever' - both incredibly accurate of couples in long term relationships and sure to make you and your loved one LOL.
Our edit of cards also includes TV and movie references, so if you spend your time together watching true crime documentaries this ‘To my dedicated partner in unsolved crimes’ card couldn't sum up your relationship any better. And if you've seen every episode of Friends at least ten times or your other half is a secret Titanic fan, we've found some genuinely hilarious Valentine's Day cards for you.
Valentine's Day is no longer reserved for purely romantic relationships. If you and your BFF are celebrating Galentines, there are plenty of cards to celebrate your love and friendship in a non-corny way. Whether you choose to send her a 'chicks before dicks' card or remind her that 'cupid rhymes with stupid' (except when it comes to friendship love obvs), a funny card is the perfect way to let her know she's your person.
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